I believe -and this is just my belief- that I believe -and this is just my belief- that I believe -and this is just my belief- that I believe -and this is just my belief- that I believe -and this is just my belief- that I believe -and this is just my belief ! Its mine!

So, purists may argue , but it is clear that clarity is clear. Clear as water, mate. Somathing must be done , and must be done! Otherwise we will be no wiser, and we will be done in, and nothing will be done. Nothing . Will . Be. Done!

There is no use in hiding in the corner inside the corner. We will be seen. There is no use in looking at the curtain. How it undululates! How it curtains!
Where is the use?

It is essential to focus. On the writing, or, in your case , on the reading.
We need our concentration.
Thinking before writing is not the game in these parts, we write first and ask questions later, as the pen is mightier than the sword, so don't mess with me , buster.

South Park probably already done it. We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here.
Actually, basically, personally, and it is only my personal opinionion , the fact is that there is evidence that i may be wrong here but i'm right that there is evidence. They've already done it. The bastards killed kenny and Immanentised the Eschaton again and again, while we were eating cheesy puffs. Jesus and Satan showing off what jerks they are.

It is arguable, and purists may argue, that  those shamans have many tricks with which to ensnare the unwary. They also prepare their entheogenic potions with shavings from the bones of the dead brought from cemeteries, they also use the earth from cemeteries and others have a devils garden!

And they steal barbies, and dry them up and smoke them in twisted pipes and they grind up their herbs in the opposite direction and they bury crosses under your doorstep and they eat maggots and they mix up sperm with woman's blood and sell it as soup stock and they milk black goats with their own mouths during mass and they insert millipedes into their orifices and and and and - you get the picture: purists may argue , but it is my belief that these mother****ers really suck.

SO as you are creeping around there in the dark with that evil grin on your face, your tongue lolling and rolling and licking your smirking lips, feeling naughty and pointy tailed and devilish : STOP AND FACE THE LIGHT and save yourself from the terribabel punishments that await you because we don't take kindly to your kind round here, bo'.

Feeling snaky? slithery? animalistic? Feeling like sleeping with the neighbour's wife? Lo , brother , you have strayed off your path and fallen into the clutches of guess who, you have listened to the wrong voices , become lost , enslaved, derailed, debased , debauched, fucked up beyond all recognition! what remains , oh brother, what remains i ask you? who is there beyond all ? who is ? who?

The devil of course, that's who, and not , i repeat, NOT God, as you thought it was. Nothing but the old horny, hairy one, up to his old tricks, sucking away .
But now he is finally revealed for the imposter that he is, a false god!
So down with the mofo, zap him , spike him , curse him!

oh, bless the poor sod , what does he know anyway? It's not REALLY his fault!

Yeah- God bless the poor devil, and can we actually get on with something a bit fresher than this frigging stale old cheese?

i'm afraid cheesy puffs is on the menu sir, there's nothing you can do about it , ha ha ha!

well, there is , i can always delete you out of the text:

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you see, what you gonna do now sucker? eh? nya nya nya-nya nya, i'm on the page and you aren't! nya nya nya-nya nya!

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har har har! well, it's kind of boring being on the page now, and purists may argue that it is my belief, so see ya...

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